The day of the dumb

Time started 11:30 Ended 7:30

Costco Business Center: heaven or hell?

• Garbage lids are sold separately from garbage cans. I know its hard to conceive but it is true. Everything is sold separately so you will give costco more money. COSTCO WANTS TO DRAIN YOU.....its a fact
• Remember to push the resale button, especially at the business center, because a majority of the members are business owners.
• If you are sick you will think that everything you eat tastes like poop. Well actually the french bread pizza sample tasted quite nice. Almost too nice...
• A Balsamic Vinegar glass fell off the belt and it took over the place. The smell filled the air. All I was thinking about was getting some oil and bread and than I thought how gross that would be with the yucky floor. I felt my sick belly and turned away.
• I shot up an empty money tube.
• 10 key is too slow for me.

Today is the first day of Costco's last expo sale.

I have got to say that I am not excited for it at all because I have to deal with:

• Crazy drivers who will cut you off just to get a good parking spot (I was on carts at one time and was almost side swiped by a car)
• Members that will come in multiple times just so they can have more of a "limited product" (limit on coke: 5). There was a member that came in 4 times just to get the sale on monster. He must have took 20 (limit was 5)
• Wanting samples but realizing you cannot get to the actual table because carts are everywhere (people are everywhere). I want some goodies! Maybe they will have a sample on 5 hour energy :)
• Screaming children - where are the parents of these so called whiners?
• The endless amount of go-backs...

creepy crawly

The spiders are lurking in the house. They are ready to attack the fearful, which is me. I am completely scared of the eight legged creatures. I will not be able to sleep unless I know for sure that the little animal is dead dead dead.

Things I have used to kill the little arachnids:

• newspapers, several several newspapers
• magazines
• textbooks
• vacuum
• broom
• container lids
• boots

Things I have damaged while in the presence of a spider:

• tore my entire shower curtain and rod down
• turned my room upside down
• dinged my wall

wishing you were here

All I needed was the love you gave.
All I needed for another day
And all I ever knew;
Only you.

-Alison Moyet

Whenever I feel down, I will turn to yaz. Maybe its not a good idea, seeing that most of their music is depressing and downright sad. But there is something about her dark voice that I cannot get enough of. Its different. I should probably play some happy music from the disney soundtrack.

Watching Casino

A list of things that I do not want to happen to myself:

Being stabbed by my own pen several times for saying stick it up your butt

Getting zapped by a cattle prod for cheating

Getting my hands hammered for cheating

Using my head to open a door because I wouldn't take my feet off of the poker table

Getting my head crushed by a vice and then getting my throat slashed

Its like magic

Sometimes I believe I have superpower abilities.

If I lose something and I think really hard an image appears in my head.

I lost my organizer today.

Time for the thinking process to begin. I though really hard...an image of a duffel bag appeared! To my surprise the organizer was there. Poof, I love my brain right now.

PS: I have a really bad memory...

Keep my head up high

Why do I feel like I am being put on the back burner?

I am on the door/cage, being treated like a teenager pretty much the whole day.

I get yelled at because I ask people to show me their cards.

I get yelled out for asking if they have a tobacco resale.

And finally I get yelled at for looking at their receipts.

How long will I be able to take this?

People need to realize that I am at the door to make sure that the cashier didn't make a mistake. I am not here to make your life a living hell. Gosh, people need to relax and be patient. The world is not going to end. But then again the way that some people are acting I would not be surprised if it did.

And then there is cashiering...When I actually get to cashier, they will almost immediately tell me to count down. What happened to my goal of cashiering more? Well that was shot down.

Then I get told to close the door. I will get yelled at because I am not a good enough "bouncer". I am not good at rejecting people from entering the store. I hate being a pushover. I am no stinking homeland security guard. Though I do wish people would understand that when one door is closed, the one that says "entrance", that they would get the idea that we are CLOSED!

Oh COSTCO...

Hope

I am beyond happy that management is changing.

Smiling from ear to ear.

October 4th will be a celebration.

I sure hope that things will change for the better.

I need something new.

I want change so bad.

This must be it...this has to be it.