creepy crawly

The spiders are lurking in the house. They are ready to attack the fearful, which is me. I am completely scared of the eight legged creatures. I will not be able to sleep unless I know for sure that the little animal is dead dead dead.

Things I have used to kill the little arachnids:

• newspapers, several several newspapers
• magazines
• textbooks
• vacuum
• broom
• container lids
• boots

Things I have damaged while in the presence of a spider:

• tore my entire shower curtain and rod down
• turned my room upside down
• dinged my wall