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Thursday, September 30, 2010

The day of the dumb

Time started 11:30 Ended 7:30

Costco Business Center: heaven or hell?
  • Garbage lids are sold separately from garbage cans. I know its hard to conceive but it is true. Everything is sold separately so you will give costco more money. COSTCO WANTS TO DRAIN YOU.....its a fact
  • Remember to push the resale button, especially at the business center, because a majority of the members are business owners.
  • If you are sick you will think that everything you eat tastes like poop. Well actually the french bread pizza sample tasted quite nice. Almost too nice...
  • A Balsamic Vinegar glass fell off the belt and it took over the place. The smell filled the air. All I was thinking about was getting some oil and bread and than I thought how gross that would be with the yucky floor. I felt my sick belly and turned away.
  • I shot up an empty money tube.
  • 10 key is too slow for me.





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