Oh the joys

What could go wrong did go wrong.

After the customers finally decided to leave the warehouse we began our cleaning responsibilities. I went straight for the trash. I was about 8 registers in when things went sour.I took the trash out and immediately the bottom of the bag rips open. This is daily occurrence. About 5 bottles of water come tumbling out. Who in the right mind doesnt finish their 1 liter bottle of aquafina? To my surpise I discover that the bag is also leaking and all of this orange crap is running down my arm. Not only did someone dump about 5 bottles of water, they also thought it woudl be funny to drop their half dranken can of orange monster. It started dripping. Then it began draining heavily out of the thin torn bag. I was going crazy, while dan was laughing hysterically. Then I realized that the monster found its way through the hole of the counter and decided to waterfall down to the ground. Why me?

Next. I find a case of alpo dogfood underneath the register. I think "who would leave this on the floor and not put it in the go back cart?" I head right on over, bend down and pick the pack up. Oh I now now why no one picked it up. Gross brown dog food, again, begins to run down my arm. My hands are completely covered in this brown crap. I smell like poop! There is dogfood all over the floor. Why must I get into these "sticky" situations? Oh wait...I am being stalked.

Afterwards I go to the theater with Ryan to see Final Destination 3d. I get carded. Apparently I look younger than 18. Come on!

By the way, the final destination was a horrible horrible film. I have to admit that the only character that I liked was the black man. The acting sucked. It was over the top. Too gross. I wish I could have seen the first one in 3d. That would have been awesome.