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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The things that occur on my first date

Went to the thai cottage, which happens to be my favorite restaurant.

I did not get my window seat.

I hate being stuck in between two couples.

Feeling comfortable, with a little bit of ancy.

Conversation was good, like I had expected. Of course I say stupid little jokes.

After the food has been boxed, I reach over to grab it and end up knocking my thai iced tea glass over. The glass breaks into about a dozen pieces. THe entire restaurant stops and looks at the ruckus. Luckily my entire arm caught it all. Don't worry my arm is fine.

Keep talking. He mysteriously has already paid. We think its about time to leave.

I am still embarassed about the breaking of the glass.

The sun is setting. Start to walk to the waterfront. I accidentally ram my arm against the bar fence and break the skin. It hurts.

Get to the light next to Washington Federal Savings and see his parents in the truck. I thought he was joking, but it was his parents. Gee, first date and I already meet his parents. I was not prepared for this.

Get down to the water just in time for the sunset. Right as we sat down the sun was gone. What a moment.

chit a chat about our scars. The similarities between us are killing me. I need to drop my food off. No one needs to eat spoiled food.

Decide that I want a coconut because I have never had one before. Go to QFC...nothing. But then we realize that we both need to pee. We both actually had to pee when we were at the thai cottage. The restroom is locked. It says to push hard....nothing!

We go to the PCC market across the street and find my coconut. Bathroom first. Good times. I get my coconut and he gets his juice of the night. We see a bear yield sign. Random!

I try to smash my coconut. Its leaking. We go back to my car and get my crowbar. Stick it in the crack and yank. A chunk comes out. THen I stab. We broke surface! I drink up and he gets grossed out because he hates coconut. It was yummy but different. We are still sitting on the parking block. People are starting to wonder.

We decide to go back down to the waterfront...by the underwater store. Sit on this bench. See some fish poachers.

He sees 4 shooting stars and I only see 1. How lame is that? He gets four wishes. Not fair!



Chit chat until 12:30...where has the time gone? Besides all of my mishaps, I couldn't have asked for a better date.

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